Who's your mama?

Coffe, tea or...

Bar Broad

 i.e.

Taproom Tramp 

Drink house Doxy

Watering hole Wench

Drinkery Dame

Booze Joint Bimbo

Fine food, comfortable accommodations, conveniently located!

Won't you consider visiting?

Plant in full sun and water well.

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Apply fertilizer as necessary

One bed was too hard. One bed was to soft. But one bed was....

 

Hmmm! Pastel green suit with dyed shoes to match.  Pastel pink walls, with matching pink carpet and lighting. I'd say despite her laying on of  the hands to drive out the gay demon, the decision to live the "twilight life" has already been made.

I don't deny it.

 

He could at least put the book down!

The log cabin club

You know what the meetings are like....

"Hello, My name is Gerda and it's been six months since my last spanking"

All: "Hello Gerda!"

Is there any other kind?

Green leather???

I know it's meant for farming, but really....

Actually I can't help but be reminded of Forbidden Planet when Is e this cover.

Satan Press!

City of Wantons?

Scranton? Ithaca? Cleveland?

Am I the only one who finds the black sock clad feet cropped in the front of the cover vaguely disturbing?